The Secret Life of Pets is a made for kids animated comedy
directed by Chris Renaud and Yarrow Cheney, and written by Brian Lynch, Cinco
Paul, and Ken Daurio. The film tells the
story of what our pets are getting up to when left alone at home by their
parent owners. Hmmm…
Max (voiced by Louis C.K.) is adored by his owner and loves
her right back. Hmmm…
Unfortunately
for Max, his owner adopts a newer, bigger, cuddlier dog called Duke (Eric
Stonestreet) who threatens to steal the limelight entirely. Hmmm…
The two end up lost, fending for themselves in a scary
city. Hmmm…
Eventually they come cross what appears to be an evil gang of animals, hidden
away from the rest of the world. Hmmm…
Eventually they see past their earlier grievances and
form a team, becoming good friends in the process. Hmmmmmm…
The Secret Life of Pets is an unoriginal 90 minutes of cute
animals relentlessly moving from one slapstick scenario to the next without any
real care put in to the bits in between.
I couldn’t name one character walking out of the cinema, and that’s
because you’re really not bothered about them or the plot. The character decision making and story are
really incoherent, and it's all just a vehicle for a cat to fall off a table
and a dog to run in to a wall. The voice
acting’s good (Mel Brooks a personal highlight) and I did laugh at bits, but although
it will keep the kids entertained for the duration it’s pretty unmemorable and
unremarkable. When you have films such
as Zootropolis (2016) showing that kid’s films can be challenging as well as
extremely entertaining, why lower your standards?
I would advise you watch the trailer for The Secret Life of
Pets (as that is essentially the film's opening 10 minutes anyway, and its best bit by
a mile), and then go and pre-order
Zootropolis.
This type of pets movie is what kids love. Thats what made toy story such a great success.
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